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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:41

Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can consumers verify the power claims of light therapy devices?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Federal judge clears way for NYC broker fee ban to begin - Gothamist
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts