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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Scientists make jaw-dropping find after drilling more than 1,500 feet into Antarctic ice: 'We even discovered a school of lobster-like creatures' - The Cool Down

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Copilot Vision brings Microsoft's screen-watching AI to everyday Windows tasks - TechSpot

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can consumers verify the power claims of light therapy devices?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Federal judge clears way for NYC broker fee ban to begin - Gothamist

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Breaking down the CLARITY Act: What it means for crypto’s future - AMBCrypto

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

How Fast Are You Aging? Neuroscience Says These 3 Simple Tests Can Tell You - Inc.com

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?